Hulver's site || flashback

Diaries
Everything
Who's Online?
FAQ / Help

flashback

By clover kicker (Fri Jul 18, 2008 at 01:45:25 PM EST) (all tags)

So I had to bang up a nontrivial Excel spreadsheet for the first time in 10 years or so.

HOLY FUCKING FUCK, I can't believe the syntax is still that bad. Everything else in microsoft land has been wizarded and prettified right to death, why the freeze on Excel?

if(this,that,the_other), what decade are we in?

People make fun of my awk scripts, but at least I can stick in some whitespace or line breaks when it gets unreadable.

Maybe I'll just do all my number crunching in fucking APL, it wouldn't be any more difficult to debug 3 days after I wrote it.

Does everyone these days glue the cells together with VBA for anything nontrivial, or am I just a big wimp?

< My Truck is Bigger Than Your Cock | Dear Sir and/or Ma'am, >

Poll

Votes: 4
Results	\|	Other Polls

Related Links

- clover kicker's Diary

Google

Hit Counter

59 Husi users have viewed this.

Comment Controls

flashback | 5 comments (5 topical, 0 hidden) | Trackback

Excel by ammoniacal (2.00 / 0) #1 Fri Jul 18, 2008 at 06:20:13 PM EST

I'm using 2007 RIGHT NOW.
What functions are you using, if any?

Irony: ammo says it's time. Tom is blocked.

the math is trivial by clover kicker (2.00 / 0) #2 Fri Jul 18, 2008 at 07:40:58 PM EST

I'm just trying to do different things if %FOO% is above a certain threshold or below another threshold and it turns into an impenetrable run-on-one-liner of obfuscated poo.

The logic is trivial, a few newlines and tabs would make it easy to read.

Maybe I'm thinking too much like a C programmer and not enough like a spreadsheet guy, there may be an elegant way to do the same thing.

[ Parent ]

: Okay. by ammoniacal (2.00 / 0) #5 Fri Jul 18, 2008 at 08:14:45 PM EST

Slap some conditional formatting on the cells that are driving you crazy and see if that de-obfuscates the poo for you. I suspect it will.
Irony: ammo says it's time. Tom is blocked.
[ Parent ]

I hear Excel has some arbitrary restrictions too by dmg (4.00 / 1) #3 Fri Jul 18, 2008 at 08:04:54 PM EST

Like you can't have more than 65535/6 rows. WTF? This is 2008 not 1983!
--
Hard work is morally wrong.

: Of course. by ammoniacal (4.00 / 1) #4 Fri Jul 18, 2008 at 08:12:55 PM EST

Don't you want to lease Access?
Irony: ammo says it's time. Tom is blocked.
[ Parent ]

flashback | 5 comments (5 topical, 0 hidden) | Trackback

-	awk/sed	0%
-	APL	50%
-	Excel	50%


Make a new account
Username:
Password: