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By
nightflameblue (Tue Oct 07, 2008 at 02:49:45 PM EST) (
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Now we're getting somewhere.
- When you see a coworker who's notorious for slacking off when there's piles of work to be done get ripped apart by an ex-marine over-the-top type for slacking, how do you do anything but smile about it?
- People on the Internet are experts at everything. Especially the ones who've never actually left their computer chair.
- People in real life are much the same. The ones that actually have experience, for the most part, don't talk about it.
- I can count on one hand the number of major projects I've finished that have actually been put to use afterwards. However, I've lost count of the number of huge projects I've completed and have been used for testing and then forgotten about.
- Anybody know any movies out, or that will be out on Friday, that are worth seeing? Nothing looks good to me save maybe that new horror movie, what's it called? Quarantine. And even that, meh.
- Hmm. I could almost get behind this (no Bigsby for me thanks), if I had any idea on quality. Investigation commencing.
- Hey, dude, when I told you what was going down, you had no interest in it. Now that it's going down, you're in a blind panic. Who's problem is that? Oh, that's right, not mine because I gave you every message involved, told you every detail of what was happening, and made sure your boss knew the same. So, sorry if you couldn't bother paying attention. I did my part. Now we're just stuck waiting for them to follow through. And there ain't shit you, or I, can do about it. Too bad you couldn't do your job and make sure your updates went through before the lockout, but, you know, it'd be a shame if all that whining you do to your boss about this came back to bite you in the ass when he sees you were CC'd every single email I sent him about it. HA HA!
- Sucks to be sales newb today. But, you know, if you didn't have the WORST ringtone of all time, set on the highest volume the phone has, and leave your phone on your desk while visiting your mentor for three hours at a time during the day, you may not find your phone shoved in a desk drawer between two service manuals, your keys sitting on top of your desk in plain view, and your door closed and locked when you came back. Just sayin'.
- Mmmm. Salmon.
- Wait, no, spaghetti. Mmm. Spaghetti.
- Mmmm. Salmon spaghetti. Hmm. That doesn't sound right.
- Gotta go.
